dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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