HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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