You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Randomize
