he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Randomize
