I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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