we're blogging at a bar
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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