awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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