Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
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