i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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