He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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