Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
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