Your tits are I can't wait for
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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