I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
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