You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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