Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
I don't think brook has ever known best
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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