And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
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