that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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