Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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