The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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