Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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