You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
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