he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
the liver wants what the liver wants
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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