Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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