If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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