I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
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