Porn is love you can see.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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