I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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