This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Are we still banned from the library?
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
Randomize
