I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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