and you said cock pushups were impossible
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
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