Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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