Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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