I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Drake has all the answers
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
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