had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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