He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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