Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
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