So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Floor bacon is actually really good
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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