I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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