On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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