After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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