Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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