yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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