I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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