Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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