How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
ugly people sure do ruin things
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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