Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
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