is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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