windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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