Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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