so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Can I color on your dick again?
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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