There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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