I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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