I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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